My dream came true and mom didn't leave this weekend. She didn't go anywhere which for me was fine, but for her it was a little disappointing. So I decided to tell her a Halloween story. It goes like this. Once upon a time, there was a girl and a dog (me and mom) and they live in a house . Mom was doing her magical cooking routine. The smells were amazing and like usual Charlie and I were in the kitchen helping her along. It was a dark and stormy night and the stew was almost done, but mom did a terrible thing. She decided she didn't want to share. So, when she wasn't looking, I threw in a few extra ingredients to brainwash her into giving me more treats. Well, I added the wrong ingredients and she thought that I was the treat. She was trying to eat me! I got very scared, but held still like a statue. Nothing can make me leave my mom's lap. Right when my life as I know it was about to change, the doorbell rang bringing mom out of her zombie trance saving my life and her soul! The moral of the story is don't mess with people's food.
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