The neighborhood is coming alive again with the wildlife. Chlo the bunny hunter has been spying the different rabbits and waiting for my favorite delicacy baby rabbit. I've been talking with my best friend Dalek and she agrees that nothing is better than a bunny brain. Don't start judging! Humans eat weird food such as frog legs, fish eggs, baby lambs, chicken gizzards, pickled pigs feet, spam, testicles, and Twinkies. I just can't get over the texture of a Twinkie! Compared to the human list, bunny brains seem almost normal and if I am really hungry I would eat other parts of the bunny too! Dalek and I have scouted the area and tracked a nest of bunnies under the deck. I hope I can sneak past mom to try a few, but she has lost her mind the few times I brought the bunnies back to her. Here are the top hunting trips to date.
1) Mom, Charlie, and I went to a 5 year old birthday party a few years ago. Right away I caught the scent of my favorite appetizer and I was on my way. Mom was distracted making sure Charlie didn't bite any kids and I was left to my own agenda. I sniffed, snorted, and dug around and found the baby bunny. The bunny only made one noise in protest. For my big debut, I hopped out of the bushes to show everyone and of course to share! In my horror, all the little kids started screaming and my mom was furious. She took my bunny and put it in a bag. I was kinda a messy eater and had a little bunny all over my face, so she took me immediately to the shower. After that, she packed up and left! We didn't even get to eat or have bday cake!
2) My next encounter isn't as dramatic. One evening, I caught my bunny friend and brought her to the house to share with mom. Mom freaked out and stole her! Maybe I shouldn't have brought her into the house. She threw her in the trash. I was so mad, mom was so mad, Charlie was clueless. While mom was washing her hands, I remember that there were more bunnies! I got another one and then decided not to share with mom. I had a stomach full of bunny before mom caught me. I slept good that night.
Morale of the story.... Bunnies Are Tasty!!!!
I regret none of it.
Chlo the Bunny Hunter
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