Biggest news ever! My baseball card is here! Chlo Klepp has been drafted to the cubs baseball team. I wonder if Kevin Rizzo has a baseball card. I will have to look that up! I will admit I was surprised to be playing first base; I thought Rizzo had it covered or at least would be training Kevin to take over that position. He has small legs like I do. I suspect they need more help in the bull pin which would be fine by me, because I heard they took up pickleball. I know a lot about pickleball from my mom, so I think I would fit right in. Who am I kidding of course I would fit in anywhere I went, because I am Chlo Klepp the superstar. My mom thinks I am a little bossy, so she thinks I would be a good general manager to keep those players in line. It is a lot of responsibility, and I don't know if they would want to cuddle their general manager. But I live in the real world, I am not a pitcher or a general manager. They hired me really for my bunny bounty hunter experience. Wrigley field has to be kept free of vermin.
Oh wait, I don't want to leave home without my mom. Someone needs to supervise her in the backyard. This weekend we did a back yard beautification project. I did a great job protecting the back yard especially when anyone or anything hit the back fence. I put up a ruckus when my mom stepped onto the other side of our fence. I think I have watched too many zombie shows, because I know when you leave the safety of the back yard, nothing good happens. I really was expecting mom to be lost forever. I had a lot to say as I watched her mow the backyard from my perch. I sounded the alarm at every chance. She is so lucky to have such a good lookout. Good thing I have not signed my official contract with the cubs.
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